Remember how I am patiently waiting for Friday for my third beta because I am out of town?
Yeah, well I peed on a Clearblue estimator stick and it came up 2-3 weeks. I then proceeded to pull the test apart with my bare hands and a paper clip, like friggen Fertility MacGyver. Of course all I found was the two test strips: one with two lines and the other with one line (which is basically the result no matter what, from what I’ve read).
I know not to put any stake in these tests as a measure of HCG (I should be above 2,000 today), but I did it anyway.
And it was completely unfulfilling. And expensive.
Is it Friday yet?